Heard the strangest Loo conversation ever today. I happen to be in the loo early in the morning at Bugis. As I sat there doing my thing, 2 guys walked in and one of them went into the cubicle, guy 2 on the other hand stayed was outside. They then had this conversation, now mind you this is a conversation between two guys (I was in the men’s loo naturally, it’s not one of those Ally McBeally unisex type of Loo) with one of them in the cubicle and the other at the urinals. Guy 1 was in the cubicle, Guy 2 was at the urinals and wash basin.
Guy1 : “ Hey I have stomach ache, you don’t mind ah ”
Guy2 : “ No go ahead “
Guy 1 : “ You wait for me “
Guy 2 : “ Ya I wait for you here “
{now what the hell was that, when I heard that I was thinking, why would you wait outside the cubicle when your friend is having a freaking crap in there}
There was a few minutes of silence when, Guy 2 has moved to the wash basin now.
Guy 2 : “ After this we go Lucky Plaza “
Guy 1 (still in cubicle) : “ Can not need to sleep, wah really got stomach ache “
Guy 2 : “ Its because you eat so much breakfast “ {and then he goes on and list the stuff his friend had}
Guy 1 : “ I think eat too much, if cannot go Lucky Plaza we go somewhere near to buy the stuff you need “
Guy 2 : “ We decided later “
Guy 1 : “ The toilet just clean right “
Guy 2 : “ I guess so but it still smells “
Guy 1 : “ ya still got smell “ Now I need to add here that the second part of the conversation you can actually hear the ‘stress’ (if you know what I mean) in guy 1’s voice as he is talking to his friend. Man I’m thinking why does he not just go crap quietly and be done with it. Now that was the weirdest Loo conversation that I have ever heard, I left after the smell part.
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